1. 1 in every 10 cars on the road is a VW Bug. I didn't even know those were still being produced
2. Elvis impersonators like wandering down from Hollywood Boulevard to hang out on our street
3. Seeing as meth leaves people licking the sidewalks and screaming uncontrollably, it's probably not the kind of drug you'd think about picking up for recreational purposes
4. Celebrities can be harder to pick out than you'd think
5. Palm trees can grow to be really fucking huge
6. Grocery shopping at Ralph's at 1am causes people to look at you as though they're trying to discern whether or not you're relevant/famous
7. Jim and I are the only people in the entire city who walk to work
8. You have a 1 in 100,000,000,000,000 shot at finding a legit parking spot at any place and time
9. Men are shockingly brazen, and will pull over to the side of the road to ask you out on dates
10. Wearing aviators inside does not make you appear famous, because everyone and their mother is wearing shades, even if it's 2am and you're in a night club
2. Elvis impersonators like wandering down from Hollywood Boulevard to hang out on our street
3. Seeing as meth leaves people licking the sidewalks and screaming uncontrollably, it's probably not the kind of drug you'd think about picking up for recreational purposes
4. Celebrities can be harder to pick out than you'd think
5. Palm trees can grow to be really fucking huge
6. Grocery shopping at Ralph's at 1am causes people to look at you as though they're trying to discern whether or not you're relevant/famous
7. Jim and I are the only people in the entire city who walk to work
8. You have a 1 in 100,000,000,000,000 shot at finding a legit parking spot at any place and time
9. Men are shockingly brazen, and will pull over to the side of the road to ask you out on dates
10. Wearing aviators inside does not make you appear famous, because everyone and their mother is wearing shades, even if it's 2am and you're in a night club
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11. It makes Chelsea disappear from the interwebs =P
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