Before I Go Out to Celebrate:

THANK YOU, AMERICA

PRESIDENT BARACK 

OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF OUR COUNTRY AND OUR VOTERS! FINALLY WE USHER IN THE CHANGE WE SO DESPERATELY NEED! I LOVE YOU BITCHES!

OBAMA '08!

TOMORROW'S ELECTION DAY, PEOPLE! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!

And remember: we've already had 8 years of war, ruined international relations, national recession and financial crisis, bigotry and hatred, lying, cheating, fucking over the public, and generally ruining everything we worked so hard to gain. It's time for a new administration, a new party in office, and a leader that actually has our best interests at heart.

Also, McCain is technically the walking dead, and Palin might actually be Satan, so let's not usher in the Antichristic Duo, okay?