Meshugeh

Oh, you all knew this was coming, didn't you? Yes, true to my almost-every-six-month trend, I am unveiling a brand new blog! This time I decided to stop using region-specific names (hello, The Snark DC and LA Celebutard) and focus on one, always usable, always relevant, masterpiece. And thus Meshugeh was born:

Because Yiddish is an amazing language to begin with, and, let's face it: I'm an uber Jew, without all the religious madness. And because finding a way to incoroporate the JDate logo into my personal blog is too amazing to pass up.

Which leads me into my next point, for those of you that don't know: I'm moving back to Boston. Yes, you've heard me; due to extenuating circumstances in my life, as of November 24th, I will officially be a Bostonian again. And while I'm ridiculously sad to be leaving my friends out here, and uncertain (as always) as to what the future will bring, I am looking forward to this next chapter in my life - and to Dunkies. I could totally go for a Milky Way latte thing right now. Delicious.

So yes, Meshugeh is my blog. No more skipping across the country for new blog names, depending on where my whims and fancies take me. After months and months of blogging, I finally have a permanent home on the internet - hurray!

The Lovely Smell of Hollywood

Oh my god, the overwhelming smell of urine is wafting through my windows - I think a dozen or so bums died outside my apartment. Goddamn you, Hollywood.

Before I Go Out to Celebrate:

THANK YOU, AMERICA

PRESIDENT BARACK 

OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF OUR COUNTRY AND OUR VOTERS! FINALLY WE USHER IN THE CHANGE WE SO DESPERATELY NEED! I LOVE YOU BITCHES!

OBAMA '08!

TOMORROW'S ELECTION DAY, PEOPLE! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!

And remember: we've already had 8 years of war, ruined international relations, national recession and financial crisis, bigotry and hatred, lying, cheating, fucking over the public, and generally ruining everything we worked so hard to gain. It's time for a new administration, a new party in office, and a leader that actually has our best interests at heart.

Also, McCain is technically the walking dead, and Palin might actually be Satan, so let's not usher in the Antichristic Duo, okay?

The Few - But Precious - Things I Like About LA

Well, I've come to the conclusion that I only like three things in LA:

1. My Lovely Friends

2. The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf

3. Pinkberry (although they have locations in NYC, soooo...)

Because seriously, they're the only things that make it bearable to stay out here; and yes, this is more bitching, and no, I don't care how annoying that makes me! But I do have to say that the Bean's Sugar Free Cafe Vanilla with Soy AND their Sugar Free Moroccan Mint Tea Latte with Soy might actually induce involuntary orgasms. Same with a Regular Pinkberry with Strawberries and Double Chocolate Chips. Now can you see why I stay out here?